Cunt-Tard

A combination of Cunt and Retard.

Guy 1- Did you hear about what happened to Dave?

Guy 2- No

Guy 1-After his Cunt girlfriend picked out a very expensive engagement ring and made him buy it, then made him go to Ireland to meet her holy rolling dad- she said no when he proposed.

Guy 2-Damn- she is not a Cunt- she in an evil Cunt-Tard!

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by Arjay3 October 21, 2010

Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.

Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

munt cunt

When Suryaa is a dog cunt and gets too smashed when pissing up with the boys on a satdie night and munts in the garden bed. Thus causing him to become a munt cunt.

Oi ya fuckin gronk, Suryaa munted in the garden, what a munt cunt.

by Gronk cunt March 18, 2019

Clarke Cunt

Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.

Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....

by super147 July 15, 2011

cunt cam

A sex webcam.

Eventually Holly realized she had a problem when she started calling in sick to work, just so she could linger on various cunt cam sites.

by Shar1 October 11, 2013

Cunt Farmer

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.

man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.

by specksy November 28, 2010

queer cunt

commonly used bye vegemite eating mullets complimenting other vegemite mulletd

john you fucking queer cunt

by suck my peen peasant September 26, 2019