go flip your burgers

A simple response to someone you think is stupid as all hell

Go flip your burgers dumb ass

by Smooth Talkin’ April 30, 2025

Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".

- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.

by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Burgers

A reference to Americans and their proclivity for fast food chains, degenerate materialism, and love for spreading "culture" that no one else wants.

Burgers pay
>43% federal tax
>13% state tax
>7% sales tax
>1% property tax
Total: 64% tax
Do burgers really pay 64% of their income on tax?

by hellonello April 28, 2021

Daddy Burger

The classic country burger at Big Al's. It can only be cooked by one man — Daddy Nick.

I went to Big Al's last night and ordered a Daddy Burger. Gosh! It's the best burger in town! (said while licking your chops)

by daddycoconut September 26, 2018

Frog Burger

When someone makes a bun out of two frogs belly to belly, then puts their meat inside essentially creating a burger.

"Dude I heard rodney did a frog burger last night man!" - "No way dude that's insane."

by ThomasEscareno December 14, 2024

Urban Burger

(1) Contains local ingredients used to make the aforesaid burger's contents.

(2) Contains traces of unfortunate locals.

He went with the wrong crowd, and ended up in an Urban Burger environment.

by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010