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Adam

Adam is probably the most epic person on the planet and he has swag for days. He is a total narc but values other people over himself and has been told he's pure. Adam is not a bitch baby. Total Chad and not a dumb virgin. Adam is a monky and he loves his cat so much.
Bruh look at Adam he sexy I want him to kiss me
by Kerploink October 19, 2018
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adam

that guy is into feet,he is so adam.
by phenomena123 March 25, 2024
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Adam Holtzman

This kid was such an Adam Holtzman when he asked the teacher if there was homework.
by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021
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Pull a Scott Adam's

Claiming one's importance while captaining a yacht of wrong into the sea of stupidity.

One can pull a Scott Adam's by being so perversely incorrect that words fail.
"Braxton Paxton, your father is going to be livid when he gets home. We do not Pull a Scott Adam's and take things that aren't ours. Go to your room!"
by Why God, Why February 19, 2024
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Nasty Adam

The Nasty Adam:

When you take a bunch of raw fish and fill a balloon with it and then blow the balloon up into your asshole. Then you walk around like that for 3 days and then you shit-fart the fishy balloon out of your asshole into your girlfriend's mouth and she sings a rousing rendition of "I've been working on the railroad" while giving you a blumpkin.
I was trying to meet this new girl and she told me she likes sushi so I straight Nasty Adamed her.
by Hopalong Assidy March 12, 2021
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Adam

Adam is a bad looking guy is very wet and cant take a joke everyone will try and get on his nerves and it works because he is a little baby inside although he never does anything wrong apart from cry when he gets given a hard maths question he will also try make you look like an idiot but extremely rarely succeeds
Adam is very bent
by He is so bent July 18, 2019
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Adam

Adam is a little bitch who doesn’t know how to handle relationships and fucks with peoples emotions. They are known as Pussys and fuck boys. They can be very misleading green and brown eyeballs.
Oh look he looks like a ADAM
by ThotsRUs2.1 June 9, 2019
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