wank

Originating as a predominantely British term for masturbation, to wank is to play lead guitar that's basically equivalent to masturbation; characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre. Generally used in a derogatory way.

Can be used as a verb or a noun, so the lead guitarist can also be called a wank (or wanker if you prefer) and his playing would be wanking.

Wank. Wanker. Wanking.

Look at him wank, my ears are crying.

If you wank on guitar you won't be hanging with this girl!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

wanking

Playing lead guitar like you're masturbating and characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously, almost always in the metal genre if rock

His wanking on guitar is a real turn-off!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other

Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger

by Well it's true December 20, 2022

Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

Razor wank

When you jack off with razorblades

I just went to the er because I had a nice razor wank

by Gjfrhgfnvghhgggggjj November 22, 2018

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018