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willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs
Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.
by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020
mugGet the willy nitsmug.

willy-mobbed

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?
by archania2012holocaust May 3, 2011
mugGet the willy-mobbedmug.

willy

girl- omg did u just get a WILLY pic
thot-YES I GET THEM ALL THE TIME I LOVE WILLYS
everyone- WILLY BUM BUM
by torontotingahlie May 29, 2018
mugGet the willymug.

Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick
I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.
by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021
mugGet the Jasing on a willi-amsmug.

choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.
Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!
by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019
mugGet the choch willymug.

Slip you a willy

To give a small amount of the profits earned to a person that helped initiate the transaction. A type of commission or finder's fee
A finders fee, commission of sorts. My boy got me a great deal on a watch but I already had one like it so I resold it and made a killing. Don't worry, I told my boy "I'll slip you a willy" and I did so everyone's happy.
by Boozin Croozer June 2, 2018
mugGet the Slip you a willymug.

Fucking Willis

TREX arms when the bill comes, always associated with bad day, bad luck, or cheap as is wont even buy a cup of coffee

Alternately blame willis for other faulta
I got the first round, 3 rounds later, wheres willis, damn, i got the bar bill, fucking willis
by Nextgen worker January 17, 2017
mugGet the Fucking Willismug.

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