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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan Rogers is a great guy, He studies linguistics because he is one of those 'universalist' types who maintains a cool-guy composure to give some people a rock to lean on, He's great at Rugby, hits hard, has curly hair, yet has a certain unmovable quality to him that can get annoying to be honest, overall a cool guy who could tone down the cool-guy composure just a little bit and have faith in both himself and others to perform their role without him,
Dylan Rogers rugby-trucked me so hard I felt my teeth insult my Pineal Gland, the seat of creation, but nevertheless this a pretty cool guy who deserves love.
by Passionately.Empty1 March 24, 2021
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Dylan

A short kid who likes anime and probably has 20 viruses and knows a gay priest.
person: I'm tall
Me: I'm Dylan
by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021
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dylan

A fuckboy with gay hair and small dick which he shoves up his moms and dogs ass
Wow,Dylan is a fucking douchebag he has dated everybody and his mom!
by iDubbbzTV ThaGoat January 7, 2018
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dylan s

means to gamble a lot and jiggle hella
Oh hey Charlie, wanna go dylan s?. yes ashley ofc
by JosephKatGLE November 4, 2025
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Dylan

A very kind hearted and sweet guy, Dylan is very kind hearted. Sometimes tend to be emotional. They are really good friends to have. They will be your pillar of support no matter what.
"wow, he's so kind and sweet, he must be named Dylan"
by Btsjjk13060109 May 4, 2018
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dylan james ballone

a young boy of the age of 14 from adelaide,SA who likes to lick the bootyhole and loves all the dick and drinks all the cum
oh look it's a dylan james ballone, coming for your kids
by Edgy0Boi May 13, 2019
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