chris cannie

All around god who fucks niggers to stay fit!

Chris Cannie beat my meat so hard

by ScripZero December 7, 2016

Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"

Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"

by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016

Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

by Randommm1 December 22, 2016

chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

Chris

A guy that is always on your mind, he has abs, perfect hair, really funny, and is hella HOT. But he is toxic, he is a player and doesn't stick to one girl, if he does find a girl he cheats, he's a bad boy. Never trust him with ALL your heart.

Whoa CHRIS did what??!

by Wspppp November 15, 2018

CHRIS

A guy who is very smart and not very tall he does not throw pouches in the dustbin he only eats good food no junk food he is very kind he has a very nice mind like he thinks that he want to kill me sometimes and he has a crush called Christina .

Don't get scared of Chris only get scared if he show his face #smalldick
#asshole #verysmallinheight

by Motherfucker in the town November 21, 2018

lil Chris

Wanna be black rapper thinks he’s a good rapper ( but he’s not)

Lil Chris is so good

No he’s not

by 0693 November 27, 2018