Wet meme

When you dream about memes and get a little wet.

Omg, Becky I just had a wet meme last night.

by CheeseburgerHelper May 27, 2016

wet hotdog

A pick up line you use when you have no other option

Damn guuuuurrrrrrlllllllll you look so fine you like a wet hotdog.

by Big dick daddy lover January 15, 2017

Wet mess

A wet mess is a cool person who wears glasses and has a smile that will put anyone in a good mood.

Omg Rebecca you are such a wet mess.

by Babyshark69 November 21, 2018

Wet burp

In space, an astronaut's stomach acid floats around in his stomach, so when they belch, a tiny bit of vomit will also come out, thus creating a wet burp.

Astronaut's spin around in space while burping to force the stomach acid down to prevent wet burps.

by sad_pizza September 26, 2018

Wet noodle

The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.

Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines

by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018

wet one

a wet one often mistaked by the word shart is when you do a proper stoinker and couldnt hold it in often this happens in the shower or when your arse is lubricated/sweaty when you drop a wet one it is often good to check your pants in case of a shart

i got out the shower and dropped a wet one in my grandads feeding tube

by runny one March 5, 2022

Instant Wetness

The compilation consisting of Andrew Hwang and Arthur Yang resulting in the instant arousal of the female genitilia. Therefore achieving "instant wetness."

Damn! fucking Drew n Surr b krazi with their instant wetness!

by b0bz May 10, 2004