A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
by Cloude With a Chance of $howrz May 17, 2012
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015
when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning
by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023
A dance that's INVENTED in little rock Arkansas by Lonnie benningfield junior LBJ.BJ2TALL an lean walking dance move.
by LONNIE BJ May 27, 2019
The "walk" one makes to get a towel/drink/... after sexual intercourse, feeling nothing but pure satisfaction.
"You really don't have all those thing prepared nearby?"
"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"
"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"
by Jack0132 December 23, 2019