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Walking shit

An adjective which is used to specify someone who is so filled up with shit the only thing it does is to walk.
Sibling:hey can you cook me some food
Kid:No cook yourself you walking shit
by kamikazepig December 25, 2017
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Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.
Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.
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Walking Wetsuits

Just your typical sweaty shiny nigger.
“Oh what’s that smell” turns around to see a bunch of niggers. “Ah fucking Bunch of Walking Wetsuits”
by Dance-N JiggaBoo August 6, 2024
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Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.
Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."
by The wiki Master August 27, 2013
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walking uncyclopedia

a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains
My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.
by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019
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Walking L

by Omar72829191 December 1, 2022
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Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship
Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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