lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024

Rift-walking

It's too late. He is already lvl 16. There is nothing we can

Have you seen their Kassadin? - No he's rift-walking again

by Ledenikar December 26, 2023

Google Walk

Using Google maps to virtually walk around an unknown neighborhood to see where everything is and any areas to avoid or how close certain amenities are.

I google walked around the park to see if there was any fast-food nearby.

by eFrazes May 24, 2011

walking taco

when a man and woman engage in a standing 69 while the man is walking

thank God my tinder date was small, I was able to perform a walking taco

by greenecounty April 23, 2019

Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 24, 2020

Walking bucket

When a person is so good at basketball, that anytime they touch the ball they are guaranteed to score on you

Jaden is such a walking bucket, look at him score on E!!

by Jaden Budwine February 29, 2024