Turd spellunker

is an explorer in search of the magical forest of Marijuana in Kansas

Chuck is a Turd Spellunker

by ltd_tour October 3, 2006

turd muff

also called turd muffin; a minor insult to someone you are angry with; like a poop turd and a muffin combined in a disgusting mixture

You are such a turd muff!

by BIGcrapCHUNKSeverywhere March 1, 2009

Nuclear turd

When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.

"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"

by the argenrican April 16, 2010

sherking the turd

Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.

Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.

by 9inLA April 10, 2010

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

tridonkulous

when something is so ridonkulous, so that the ridonkulousness of it is multiplied by three, or, in other words, tripled. thus, it is not just ridonkulous, but TRIdonkulous. the "tri" signifies the triple nature of the ridonkulousness.

see ridonkulous

karl: shit did you see pyramid that kid made out of orangina bottles?
jay: that was ridonkulous.
karl: no man. that was beyond that. that was TRIDONKULOUS.

by karl January 21, 2005

turd snurguling

This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.

Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?

No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.

by ::Adam:: December 17, 2007