tom mardy

the guy that could turn any man gay with a huge 8=D

wow tom mardy just made me nut

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

Tom Favor

An innuendo for a non-vanilla sexual act, typically part of a bargain.

"I owe her a tom favor after she helped me with my homework."

by T. Favor June 5, 2022

Incompetent Tom

Referring to Tom Anderson, creator of MySpace, refusing to allow certain xhtml codes onto user profiles.

Don't be such an incompetent tom, money doesn't grow on trees.

by bangingcicadas October 25, 2008

tom blair

Not a very nice person in general

OMG that guy over there is such a tom blair

by JSWFC15 May 9, 2018

Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021

Tom Holland

An amazingly sexy guy, who will warm your heart as soon as you see a picture of him. Don't worry, we all know that we all daydream of ourselves marrying him, but theres only one of him... Happy Hunger Games 😘

Wow, did you see Tom Holland's Instagram post? Hes so hot!!
Me: Don't ever talk about my husband like that again. I'll end you. #endgame #gameover

by Aye- I'm AnonymousI October 9, 2019

act like toms

(verb) when someone is super gross rich, but says to people that they are like normal people but actually they always go to concerts, buy very expensive stuff and own a large swimming pool, they also buy stuff that they already have because they're bored, plus they always snapchat what they are doing (it's almost always something cool and fun) or what they are about to buy (it could be a new iPhone or furniture for their bedroom).

Person #1: Hey dude, wanna come with me to buy a new MacBook Air?!

Person #2: Sweetheart, you bought a new laptop yesterday! What's wrong with you?!
Person #1: Hey, you can just refuse, don't get angry!
Person #2: Girl, I don't understand you, you're acting like toms...
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Person #3: Hey sis, do you like this new pair of creepers by Riri?!
Person #4: Damn, these cost like a money-bag!"
Person#3: "Why are you so surprised?! I'm just like you!"
Person #4: "Nope, the price of my shoes never exceeds 35 dollars, yours cost 350 dollars."
(" to act like toms" means that the person is super gross rich but they pretend they're like average people)

by just 4 b0y November 13, 2016