Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018

James Y toilet

The sigma of all sigmas

Guy : I am so sigma!
Other guy: Are you as sigma as James Y toilet?
Guy: Shut up you bastard

by James Y toilet November 27, 2024

toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

Pelican

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.

by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015

toilet therapy

When you need to see a therapist but instead you just take a big shit. (To sit on the toilet to collect your thoughts)

Man I really needed some toilet therapy!

by Mr.mom270 January 26, 2021

spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025