Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.

Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.

by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 5, 2022

Chris Browned

To absolutely beat the living shit out of your girlfriend

News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."

by jvic3 February 8, 2022

chris

The dude who won’t stop yelling get out my seat

Me:hey Chris can I sit with you

Chris: get out my seat
Me: really chris

by You know I’m right June 17, 2018

Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.

Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

Chris Noel

The guy that’s always silent and chats bare rubbish to wind people up and is also funny

Yesss chris noel

by TheCreatorOfSlang March 18, 2019

CHRIS

the man that plays soccer and is AKA AS LOCKER ROOM MAGIC!! CHRIS M BABY

CHRIS IS REALLY LOCKER ROOM MAGIC MUDDY!!

by BIGDADDY62837384 December 27, 2022

Chris crippin

A Chris crippin is most likely a fat saxophone player that gets called a cripple by everyone he talks to, but is often very loved by those among him.

A Chris crippin is a baddie and gets tons of "ladies", and
a Chris crippin would also like saying "Hey ladies" to the most masculine guys there are.

Chris crippin also enjoys calling others "Gibletheads".

"Chris crippin very fine he be lookin"

"Hey ladies"

by Mr Crippin November 21, 2023