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Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
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Jackie's green bean salad

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Navajo Salad

When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.
Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.

Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?
by BluHerRoastBeef September 23, 2018
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doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song
The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.
by Liability Luke July 2, 2022
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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.
While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.
by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020
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Salad Party

Where one uses salad items to insert in to a girl or mans hole. Examples include courgettes, radishes, cucumbers or ultimately butternut squash.
Hey Leanne fancy a salad party tonight? After all it is your birthday
by Salad party Jew boy September 7, 2013
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