a choke to your neck

a person who always messes in your daily affairs, i.e someone who always bothers you.

"I'm always tired of Jim messing me by bothering me at school!"
"I agree, he's just a choke to your neck!"

by socker456 May 4, 2023

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by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)

"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."

by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024

Neck Tarzan

Swinging from a rope.

I can't find Raoul, I guess he's out playing Neck Tarzan again!

by Big-t Tarzan October 25, 2023

Sticky Neck

Sticky Neck occurs when you drink pop or juice laying down, which causes you to spill your drink over your neck and therefore make it sticky. A very common condition towards lazy people.

Drinking sprite while causes some horrible sticky neck

by The OG From Space June 6, 2011

Cuco Neck

When you have boils on the back of yo' neck.

Dang, after he slept on that dirty pillow case, he got el cuco neck.

by 100Donuts April 3, 2020