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Taco Muncher

That Dustin Wenninger kid out ran the cops when stealing my car that taco muncher. He even on cross country and eating my tacos
by Lead_Ballz October 4, 2004
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Taco Bell

1: ewwww why are you eating that gordita from Taco Bell, you know it barely has any meat right

2: shut the fuck up this is amazing
by proofy January 2, 2012
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anal taco

noun:
A sexual position/move involving the anus and any tex-mex food item.

Partner A simply inserts the taco, burrito, or other food item into the anus using a funnel.

verb:
To recieve/give an anal taco.
I enjoy getting "anal tacos".
Sara "anal tacos" everybody.
Dude, last night Regina gave "anal tacoed" me so good.
by George R. September 2, 2008
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Taco Baco

A taco baco is the act of shitting on one's chest and face and then folding their body in half. There are many ways to perform this act but the New Jersey variant is to lay on the floor with your feet against a wall and then slide your legs up it so that you are now resting on your upper back. You then swing your legs over your head and move your genitals out of the way so that the shit coming out of your ass can land on your chest. It is only a taco baco when your body folds onto itself after the act is performed. You get extra points if your spine breaks in the taco making process.
Dude man: Bro, why are you in the hospital for the sixth time this month? It's only the 18th of July.
Me: I was performing a Taco Baco
Dude man: Ah, that's understandable
by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019
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Italian taco

Sexual position where the woman is lying down at waist level over a counter on her back with legs folded around the man. Optional bologna or pizza can be eaten while performing this position.
Maria: "Was it good last night?"
Bianca: "Yeah, he put me down on the kitchen counter and we did the italian taco"
by Philip the Water Tank August 11, 2010
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Taco Butt

When a person has consumed so many tacos, that literally one more taco will cause their ass to explode.
Tommy: Hey Johnny, that new secretary's gotta nice phat booty. Guarantee I'll be knee deep in that thing by Christmas.
Johnny: Dude, you didn't hear? Thats not your run of the mill phat booty.
Tommy: No, don't tell me...
Johnny: That's right man, Taco Butt.
Tommy: Oh, Snap.
by Scotty J-Box May 9, 2008
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taco ass

juicy shit that sticks in your butt cheeks after a juicy fart
man that spicy food gave me taco ass
by clark york June 10, 2008
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