The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!
Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
