Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone with a mouth full of dip.

"Yo Bro, it's fuckin' wild when a country chick gives you a sloppy dallas."

by KrakPipe October 15, 2020

Sloppy Jalopy

The act of receiving road head from a Gilf.

It was a great idea to give the my elderly neighbor a ride to the store, she thanked me with Sloppy Jalopy.

by TheForgeCleric April 18, 2025

Sloppy Bile

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.

“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy bile, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy bile , it gets all over my bed sheets!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a lip full of dip and sucks you off

Bro 1:“Hey bro, a girl gave me a wild sloppy Dallas last night, I still have dip on my dick.”
Bro 2:“Was she a sloppy slut?”

by Wiener Bob October 15, 2020

Sloppy Cronkite

When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, "That was the way it was."

Hannity & Colmes were caught in a closet giving each other Sloppy Cronkites.

by Muddy Guy February 1, 2007

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from someone who has dip packed into their lip.

I was gettin' freaky with my girl last night and she gave me a sloppy dallas.

by GhettoIceCream October 15, 2020

Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.

I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.

by user420247 March 4, 2022