fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

Fanny pack

An erotic sex position, where the woman uses ropes/strings( powerful enough) to suspend herself in the front of the man, so he can walk and fuck her at the same time. This is a symbol of dominance of the man over the woman.

Dude 1: I see you fanny packed her.
Dude 2: Had to show her who's the boss.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Fanny Pack

When your wear your woman around your waist with your lipstick in it...

Got her so hot she's on these hips like a fanny pack

by Lunchtrays November 25, 2024

Smack pack m+g combo

It means the infamous dynamic duo that one man would acquire throughout his college or adult years in which consists of the tendency to gaslight and manipulate woman (or men) and grow one’s strength in those abilities by practice until max m+g capability.

Ex: don’t question woman or else you’ll get the smack pack m+g combo

by Ilovesaquon November 26, 2024

glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

Packed Out

is Los Angeles prison gang slang. Its short for getting "rat packed", that is, jumped and beat up.
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Yea - me, BoBo, Cockpit and Sliprod Packed Out that fool Neckbone yesterday. He know not to step foot round here anymore

by Kismkasm December 29, 2024

pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 10, 2025