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Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.
Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”
by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019
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Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it
Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!
by Marniechan February 28, 2025
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That's a lie, Mike

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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mike joyce

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars
"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him
by Basilio13 April 19, 2017
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Gentle Mike

A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.
by Dax’s November 24, 2021
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Mike Tysed

The act of being so baked that you feel like you got knocked out by Mike Tyson.
Stoner 1: I'm so stoned I feel tysed
Stoner 2: How typed?
Stoner 1: Mike Tysed
by Ronald Diaz April 24, 2014
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