by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

The month of June, previously known as Pride Month, now known as Mike Month. The celebration of Mike’s birth month, the best friend a person could have. The sheer power of Mike Month is a million times more iconic and influential than what was once known as Pride Month. It’s not homophobic because Mike Month was inaugurated by an official attaché to the gay community.
Happy Mike Month!!!! I can’t wait to see how we celebrate it this year. Let’s spend this month appreciating what a good friend Mike is.
by camdoodelbop June 1, 2022

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amazinau March 8, 2022

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.
Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?
Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”
Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”
by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019

by Ronald Diaz April 24, 2014

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 9, 2018

rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn
by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024
