man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.

I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.

by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012

The Baggie Man

Silky skills on Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, The Baggie Man could tap into his Xbox skill set with some special remedy and destroy all in his path.

Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...

by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011

Man Tube

The male reproductive organ.

"Holy hieroglyphics Batman! You're man tube is sextactular!"

by dr. gigantor December 27, 2011

Man Brake

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.

Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.

by B-woods00 January 13, 2012

man drink

man drink : different flavors of hawaiian punch mixed together.

hey this man drink looks like a melted popsicle.

by thatpersononthecouch February 22, 2011

man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.

I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!

by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011

Lemon Man

A sexist male on Twitter; Anti-feminist

The lemon man would later regret his experience with social media.

by SugarNat November 29, 2018