blown up like a tick 

used to describe someone that's really fat.

when a tick is attached to an animal, it gets bigger and bigger as it sucks more and more blood.

so and so used to be really hot, but now they're blown up like a tick.

blown up like a tick by j_walker_305 June 10, 2010

Life is Like Soup 

some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot

Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long

Life is Like Soup by californiav-necksforlife May 10, 2012

Crispy cream like donuts 

To be sharp! Fresh! To be clean as hell. It's a play

on the donut shop & a compliment.

Bro., if you gonna hang with me
you better come crispy cream like donuts.

Crispy cream like donuts by Earlthe3rd December 23, 2012

Greased up like a banshee 

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".

I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!

Greased up like a banshee by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015

this nigga like lunch 

A way of saying, "omg", or " What the fuck". Usually after someone says something dumb or unbelievable.

Ben: Bro, I just met Kobe!

Connor: This nigga like lunchhhhhh

Or

Julius: I fucked your dead nan
James: This nigga like lunchhhhhh

this nigga like lunch by FishFilletAids November 22, 2017

Rub my tits like pomegranate 

Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.

Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.

Rub my tits like pomegranate by MousaTaghi November 26, 2019