Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.
by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018
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flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs
He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest
by 123adam May 14, 2014
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ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face
When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels
by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020
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clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.
As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.
by klownposse June 7, 2017
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Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023
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BeJrovBOOTy KICKing

A Bemmimgfilm lbj brother gets hurt and he comes face to face with the man who is responsible braid man. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started bejrovbooty kicking. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 4, 2024
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kick rocks

something this dumbass kid named casey says all the time for no reason, he’s a ginger too so it’s even more annoying
casey said “kick rocks michaelmichael said “shut the fuck up casey”
by smexy_michael October 19, 2020
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