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jonnymack 

NOUN - 1) A person who is unreliable and careless with details 2) A person who hates snakes
VERB - To exhibit any of the qualities of a jonnymack
NOUN 1) Tyler gave me horrible directions to the party and didn't even show up. He's a total jonnymack.

NOUN 2) That jonnymack is too scared of snakes to ride with Samuel L.
VERB 1) You can be my best man, but you better not jonnymack my bachelor party.

VERB 2) Madi jonnymacked when I showed her my python.
jonnymack by BadBax July 14, 2022
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A sexy ass motherfucker who never admits it!!!!
Girl 1: Your sexy
Jonny: Nuh Uh no I'm not
Jonny by Ash- Kash July 18, 2022

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong
Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong
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Johnnies 

An irish slang word for condoms
Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"
Johnnies by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy

a cute and cuddly name to call your loved ones similar to babe and baby ect
shhhhh jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy its ok

Jhonny Depp

A God amongst men and the true saviour of the world
Jhonny Depp is Superior to any human being ever
Jhonny Depp by brobloxman69 November 20, 2022
One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"
Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5
Johny-5 by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022