Jake

Jake is a fortnite kid that simps for 38832993 girls a day and thats it no really thats it JAKE DOSENT GET CAKE

Jake

by Kskdkf March 25, 2022

Jake

Such a good cunt and always good for a yarn. Best best friend anyone can ask for, often does dumb shit with his bros. He likes Cody's and johns (mainly Cody's), Jake's love cars preferably nissans and station wagons. Jake's like to rock fluffy goatys and the love the colour purple but wear pink🤷 Jake's are the best guys but can be dicks sometimes but people love Jake's alot including his bestfriend

This guy is so skux he must be a jake

by Nigger be white October 30, 2018

jake ebs

Should date Jaida

Jake Ebs should date Jaida

by LeopardKing7173 April 13, 2020

Jake

A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.

Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!

This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!

I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!

by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019

Jake

That one kid in school who always has to go to the dentist because he has rotten teeth

Ewwwww have u seen Jake’s teeth

by Henry kid November 29, 2021

Jake Goff

A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.

Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk

by graysondemos March 4, 2018

Jake Raines

Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.

1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?

2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.

1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?

2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!

by drumstyx March 30, 2023