jake

Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell

girl 1: jake is SO hot
girl 2:girl we’ve been knew

by gosssssipgirl September 22, 2018

Jake

Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft

Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples

Mate 2: that is defo jake

Jake: oufft

by Beastbunger November 23, 2021

Jake

The sexiest man alive currently livin his life as a nerd

Look at that Jake, he's sexy AF

by Greatest Man to die March 18, 2021

Basty JAKE

basty Jake he is the most athletic and strongest And CUTEST BOY on dixon road he is the leader of the notorious GANG called "BMG the most dangerous gang on the whole ontario"

Wow how dangerous that BASTY JAKE is he so......
FOOLish

by Ushhx November 21, 2021

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Paul

Synonym for Cancer

Person 1: *wakes up in hospital*
WOAH!! I think I have Jake Paul

by J4_Mingy April 12, 2021

Jake

Universally known as a reverse cum bucket. Has the ability to cum bend. If he sees you talking smack you will get turned into street meat. Owns 400 mb of child pornography. says poggers .

''Yo jake has a big dick''

by factspitta69420 December 31, 2019