Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021

treeing

to tree means essencially masturbating so much it is in a state permanent erection

"why are you hard?"
"i have been treeing to my hb"

by educatedyn December 14, 2024

Tree Penis

A common synonym to 'Umbilical Cord'

Andrew was shocked when his 3 year old son called Ayden's Umbilical Cord a Tree Penis

by Tyler Sla January 13, 2025

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020

Pine waving tree

Gotcha, You came here from my TikTok comment! Enjoy the laugh!

Hint: it’s not a pine tree so it can’t be a pine waving tree!

by Treatingthetricks August 11, 2022

Shittum tree

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

by Yagayaga November 10, 2019

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021