bean jew

Curly haired Portuguese guy named Bruno

Man Bruno is being such a freaking Bean Jew

by Bean jewy January 6, 2018

awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.

"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"

by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018

Anal Beans

When you strain too hard and multiple piles pop out l. Anal Beans

I took a fat shit and now I have anal beans

by Peglessnoodle June 23, 2020

Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans

give him a bean job

by flatfish87 May 11, 2018

bean shower

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.

Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!

by Sluggymcslugface May 31, 2016

asian bean

A Herman with a lampshade on his head... Wahh ting tong sun yaah

Herman is such an Asian bean

by Chinchin May 19, 2016