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Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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hats off

When you feel comfortable enough around somebody that you would feel comfortable taking your/their condom (penis "hat") off during intercourse, as opposed to a circumstantial sexual encounter.
Jason: "I've been thinking... maybe it's time for hats off?"

Monica: "Yeah, you're clean, but your pull-out game better be on point!"
by not-a-furry November 30, 2024
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Stoner Hat

Something blake and logan share when they start levitating and shit off the nic
Damn Logan you look buzzed as shit, why you not wearing the stoner hat?
by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020
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Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*
by Sailor boy December 2, 2021
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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Taking a mans hat

If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin
Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women
by Wheeler walker August 3, 2021
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