French pastry

A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions

Person 1: Dude Justin ate so much French pastry last night
Person 2: Dude, that's gay but ok

by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

French

a very bad language that those who attempt to learn will fail, because it is too fancy for the human mind.

I can't do my French work. what do you mean that means no xbox for a week?

by Croldfish November 12, 2020

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.

Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops

by pandorasbox May 16, 2014

French Megazord

A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil

I hit that bitch with the French Megazord

by BootyAsss October 9, 2016

French Scrap

The term given for any car manufactured by a french company , french automobiles are known to be unreliable and commonly have frequent electrical issues

No i don’t want that peugot it’s french scrap

by mrdefinition484 July 14, 2022