fake

mekhi carter & destin hickman

mekhi and destin decided they didn’t wanna hang out with us any longer so they were fake and ditched us to LITERALLY WALK ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY AT 1am !!

by camenz June 10, 2018

Fakegr8ness

Someons or something that presents themselves or a an item as great when truly its all a fake image of the truth.

When the dogtrainer presented himself as the best and most informed to man, his fakegr8ness came out as he was unable to train half the dogs others could.

by F5 kennels June 14, 2018

Fake Fuck Fest

Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.

I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.

by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018

Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Fishing

The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.

Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.

Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?

Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you

You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

by Happyhoehowareyou June 25, 2018

Fake gilbar

Gilbar; A nickname given to resident(s) of the English north eastern housing estate Ingleby Barwick.

A fake gilbar also gilbar-fake ; a person(s) who falsely associates with gilbar culture , often for reasons of personal gain. /A person(s) who poses as a true gilbar when they are only a gilbar on a superficial level/ Derogatory term given to a gilbar who insults gilbar culture .

"I hate Ingleby barwick"

"But you're a gilbar aren't you?"
"Yeah"
"You're a fake gilbar!"

by LVGURL July 4, 2018