OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!

by NickerDick November 1, 2018

Shark Shit

A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.

"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"

by 777geez June 23, 2019

Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute

OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT

by Bitchwithaheart February 25, 2019

Caveman shit

Basically a caveman shit is when you go to the bathroom and you forget your phone so you're forced to take a shit like you're in some prehistoric time with zero technology

Little john boy was forced to take a caveman shit when he up amd ran straight to the bathroom forgetting his phone because he was about to mudbutt.

by CraneMajestic August 14, 2019

Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

supermarket shit

frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.

Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault

by Bronau February 18, 2017