When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
by DayumDude February 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Featherbrainedmug. A mother who portrays herself on Facebook (or any Social Media forum) as the exemplary "Mom"; juggling household chores, tending to her children, helping with homework, but is in fact seeking self-glorification while her home is in disarray and her children left to fend for themselves.
Facebook Post:"OMG, Sonny's teacher called me while I was at work to tell me how good he's doing! Love You Son!
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
Translation: She finally listened to a voicemail the principle left her, which said, "Hello, Sonny made it to school 3 times last week. Much Better! He says he feels neglected by you and that you are too busy being a Facebook Mama."
by THE 3 LETTERS March 10, 2013
Get the facebook mamamug. The overly excited/happy expression used for all social photographs in which subjects wish to appear as though they are living a much more exciting and glamourous life than they really are (in bars, clubs, etc); comes from the knowledge that the photos will be on facebook the next day.
We sat at the bar and laughed as the 3 girls across from us squeezed together and put on their facebook faces for their drunk friend's camera phone.
by granola-grrrl December 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Facemug. Stay at home mums (SAHM) who spend their day liking and commenting on Facebook posts by Mamamia, news.com.au and the Today Show.
by pfp December 9, 2014
Get the Facebook Feministmug. The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.
"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"
Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.
by jbjohnso January 21, 2012
Get the Facebook Holocaustmug. When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
Get the Facebook Jizzmug. by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013
Get the Facebook Slutmug.