by f80dylanhater February 27, 2025
Get the f80 dylan mug.A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025
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by Isomalt March 5, 2025
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by Rob nail March 8, 2025
Get the Dylan mug.Anytime you see the most white girl shit you can imagine. 2014 Pinterest board college dorm white girl.
by MaddcauseBad March 15, 2025
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My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it
I really hate when she Dylans all over the place
My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it
I really hate when she Dylans all over the place
by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021
Get the Dylan mug.A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.
I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.
by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021
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