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dumbest person of all and is gay
by your friends cute December 1, 2019
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He is the sweetest, most loveable person you will meet. He is the kind of guy that seems tough and scary on he outside because all he is is muscle. He look intimidating at first and difficult to approach. He is also quite shy at first and quite difficult to crack and get him to talk, but once he feels comfortable enough he will start to talk more and has much to offer as a person, so don't give up! He is a great person to have as a friend because he can always make you laugh, or he could make a stupid situation into something better and less embarrassing for yourself. He still have his guard up around his friends though because he is afraid of being let down and judged harshly. But if you're able to progress further than that with him, then you'll find that he is just a big softie, and all he wants is to give you his love and attention. He will always be there for you when you're sad, and he will always pick up the phone when you call. He will always make sure to leave time for you and help you with your issues. He comforts you when you're down and calms you down when you're upset. No matter what he will always be in your corner to make you feel better.
Girl 1: Have you seen that Dylan kid around?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looks super scary though.
Girl 1: He's not scary at all! Once you get to know him he is super cool and sweet. We started dating a few weeks ago too and he's nothing but a big softie.
Girl 2: Wow sounds like you hit the jackpot with this one.
by TulipGarden May 2, 2021
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If you know someone with the name Dylan, keep them. He will be on of the kindest guys you will ever meet. He might seem like he doesn’t care, but inside, he really does. He has the nicest blue eyes a brown hair. He does very well in school but he has to work hard for it. He plays lots of sports and is pretty confident but insecure in some ways. He has many friends and is fairly popular but he doesn’t want to be made fun of. He likes to impress people and he’s very funny. He cares about you and all of his friends. He doesn’t like to show his feelings too often but deep inside he loves you. If you have a friend named dylan, keep him!
You know Dylan?
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He’s the nicest guys you’ll ever meet!
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Dylan

The most gay ass kid that plays with peoples hands and calls you gay names.
Lunch Table: "Oh shit here comes Dylan"
Dylan: Hi sweeties, can I kiss you?
Luch Table: Gay AF
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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A male who has FAS and resembles a rat
Where can we find Dylan? Check the subways in New York
by Pussyslayer666999 January 18, 2022
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When the thought came to you to search the word Dylan Bos, you likely became very aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging boner or, most likely, made you wet as Mount Waialeale in Hawaii after 10,0000mls of rain. Reading the words Dylan Bos almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants just yet, because there are still more Dylan Bos definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Dylan Bos, don't try it. These women are used Dylan’s, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in their bodies to be replaced.
“I just can’t stop leaking everywhere!”
Did you Google Dylan Bos again?”
by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021
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Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”
by genuinelykeke<3 November 21, 2021
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