Douche Rib

A word used when One is of insufficient douchebaggery to be defined simply as "Douche" or "Douchebag". Generally used with the phrase "Prime" or "Prime cut" in front of it.

Did you see John? Yeah, that guy is a prime cut of douche rib.

by Pony Sumde November 10, 2010

Douche caboose

A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.

Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.

by Alberta Strong November 18, 2016

douche lean

Taking the Gangsta Lean one step further by reclining the seat back and twisting your upper body completely to the right like you want to spoon your stick shift.

Yo mah boy was douche leanin so hard he almost crashed cuz he couldnt see over the dashboard.

by JimmyJumpNY December 15, 2011

Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.

1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

by Surak July 31, 2007

Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

by Bradley the third December 2, 2009

Douche-Stripe

A hairstyle which features one strip of hair, of any length, in the middle of the head, with other parts being shorter or shaved. Formerly called a mohawk, and worn by Native Americans and punk rock fans, the hairstyle has been taken over by fraternity douchebags and clueless rednecks. The douche-stripe seems to be the modern equivalent of a mullet.

Look at that guy in the pink shit with the collar popped - he's rockin a douche-stripe!

by douchespotter August 4, 2010

twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!

girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!

by SecretGarden May 12, 2010