Christian

Christian is a very kind,nice,funny,intelligent person. Once you talk to him you will instantly fall in love with him. You will never want to let go of him. But be careful because if you break his heart, he will not be happy. He is very nice and smart. You will love him as soon as you see him or talk to him. You always want a Christian in your life.

omg is that Christian?
yes isn't he really cute and nice.

by pintrest lover May 4, 2021

Christian foushee

small anti-Christian

"Bro you like god?"
"No I'm a total christian foushee"

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021

Christian Foushee

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.

"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021

Christianity

Christianity A mental illness Similar to schizophrenia thinking a sky daddy god is real and Can be heard When someone speaks in tongues and saw and felt and learned about in a biblical Delusional book

Hey These abrahamic Believers must be Delusional and have a Mental illness Called Christianity so Sky daddy syndrome is real Jesus Christ unholy Messiah they need help

by Lucifer's prince July 8, 2022

christian dominic

Gwapogi, handsome

Christian Dominic is very handsome

by Facelessvoid July 14, 2022

Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.

I am not a popcorn christian.

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.

“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly

by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022