Salty Chocolate Balls

It is a nigga’s nut sack

This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight

by A Tall Man Named Bababooey May 5, 2021

chocolate dong eater

one who sucks black cocks

She's a chocolate dong eater

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

chocolate lava cake

A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.

I gave that chick a mad Chocolate Lava Cake. It was tangy.

by iiiluckyboyiii June 6, 2014

Hot Chocolate Swirl

The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)

Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!

by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009

Chocolate Punching Bag

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.

Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

by TheDurheim May 9, 2008

Chocolate/Bacon Theory

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.

Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f

by Professor Luds December 22, 2008

Chocolate Platypus

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

THE CAKE IS A LIE

The Chocolate Platypus said "The Cake is a lie!!!!!"

by TheCakeIsACHOCOLATEPLATYPUS June 1, 2010