Mushroom candy

A drug. Very addictive

Hey man whatcha eating?
Mushroom candy
Oh shit

by Mushroom candy September 5, 2021

Sour candy

When he/she’s ugly but has a pretty personality

Theres this girl i like but shes sour candy

by Weeweewaa September 6, 2021

Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 5, 2021

braye candy

A divinely crafted creature, extremely intelligent and attractive.

My bae is 100% braye candy!!

by amozzy January 22, 2022

Strawberry candy

Those goddamn rare hard candys wrapped in a strawberry wrapper, nearly impossible to find in a store. They only show up in halloween bags and grandmas house

Where did you get the strawberry candy from?!?

by Some egg January 24, 2022

Spineless candy cane

Some tall cunt that ditches the boys on a nature walks just to pipe his hoe

dammit that spineless candy cane ditched us again.

by StubbyBandit January 26, 2022

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022