pandering clown

Someone who says or does things so that others will like them. Will contradict their own beliefs or values just to be liked by someone who doesn’t deserve the time of day.

Chipreiderson is a pandering clown.

by RealPapaEagle September 11, 2022

class clown

a kid in class that makes jokes constantly in class, yet at home is a sad little bitch

the class clown heads home only to hit the griddy off a chair

by StuckIntheSound February 3, 2023

Cowardly clown (flake)

My best friend! :D

You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!

You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!

by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024

Actual Clown

Somebody who dresses normal, and thinks their acting normal, but are actually a complete and actual clown

Dude did you see that guy that got stood up by the same girl 4 times in a row? Actual Clown

by Wilkin Fargolve September 8, 2020

Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go

miss ted - the ultimate clown

by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022