by Silvernugget950 June 11, 2025
Get the Chode mug.Worse than the “prick tease’, the Chode Mungus enjoys bringing someone close to climax, then just gets up & walks away. Male or female, the Chode Mungus’ mission is to get with someone’s penis and piss it off using any & all orifices or body parts. Once they see the erect penis, they abuse it just before orgasm, then refuse to take responsibility. “A mad penis is a good penis.” They say.
I didn’t pay her, but that prostitute just gave the best head, suddenly stopped & jumped out the truck; now that Chode Mungus has me thick as a brick!
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"To kiss someone gently".
It is more often used to describe a kiss that is done quickly and abruptly, possibly in a cute way. It can indicate both romantic, parental and, possibly, friendly love.
It comes from the Russian word "чмок", meaning the same thing. In English, it can be both a noun and a verb (chmoking, chmoked).
It is more often used to describe a kiss that is done quickly and abruptly, possibly in a cute way. It can indicate both romantic, parental and, possibly, friendly love.
It comes from the Russian word "чмок", meaning the same thing. In English, it can be both a noun and a verb (chmoking, chmoked).
1. "He chmoked her gently on her bellybutton"
2. "The mother chmoked her daughter on her head when she was heading off to school"
2. "The mother chmoked her daughter on her head when she was heading off to school"
by TerezA_ July 16, 2025
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A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.
A uniquely Southall phenomenon: a short, chubby man with a suspiciously tight topknot, who claims his steel plate in the elbow is from “back in the day” but actually got it when trying to repair an old Mercedes in a pub car park. Often spotted in the Broadway area, loitering near the samosa shop, telling stories no one asked for.
“Oi, careful — don’t make eye contact with that Choda. Last time I did, he tried to sell me a used carburettor and showed me his elbow scar.”
by HorseCoq August 11, 2025
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Get the Chode Erupter mug.Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.
Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.
Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.
Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?
Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
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