asshole

Every guy in NS1.

Hey, man! Don't be an asshole! Don't be like NS1!

by Professor Woland November 27, 2019

Asshole

someone with the name of danny libretti

did u hear what danny libretti said such an asshole!

by fudisokdbfhd October 24, 2019

Asshole

Something you can lick shit out of!

I licked your asshole and it tasted like shat!

by Penispussyfuck February 28, 2017

Pablo Pic-Asshole

When you are about to have sex doggy style but you are so drunk from drinking wine you look down and see 6 ass cheeks and 3 assholes. You close 1 eye hold your thumb up in front of your face (the thumbs up sign) stick your tongue out to 1 side of your mouth (like a French Painter looking at a subject they are painting) and say “Oui, Oui, Oui” (yes in French). You don’t necessarily have to stick your thumb in her (preferably a female) ass to pull this off.

“Shane, I was so fucking drunk last night when I was about to fuck this girl I met doggy style, I was seeing 3 assholes. I had to pull a Pablo Pic-Asshole to figure out which of the 3 holes to stick it in. . . “

by @RealPipeLayer March 4, 2019

asshole

my dad

He is such an asshole (talking about my dad)

by em02 April 11, 2022

Asshole

Someone that talks shit. The mouth of some assholes even start resembling an anus due to excessive shit talking. A recent example is president Donald's recurring pout/duck face.

The president of the USA is, for the first time, a chronic asshole.

by Besquetiossi November 17, 2019

Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.

Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"

by McDoodles October 27, 2014