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Land to Air Missile

When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq.
Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.
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Nike air max 

the shoe that is well known to be favoured by the junkies, winos, hoors and bowsies alike in the tallaght/clondalkin district. a.k.a Nikes or Nike Airs.
1. See them Nike Airs yeah? I bleedin' robbed them!

2. Well it's like this ma, if she doesn't give me the rest of her money I'll kick her so hard in the fanny she'll be givin birth to a nike air max
Nike air max by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011
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An explaination of a failed attempt (most commonly used in referance to a trick in any extreme sport such as skateboarding) in which the board or other object sticks up in an uncommon fassion resembling a "boner".
Bob - "whoa! Dude, did you see billy air out of that ramp? What the heck was That supposed to be?

Joe - "I have no clue, but he sure got some serious boner air!"
Boner Air by Kevlar 505 August 1, 2010

Mowing the Air 

Made popular by the Canadian sitcom, Trailer Park Boys. When someone is mowing the air, they are disregarding the task at hand in order to have fun or do nothing instead.
Matt: Hey Jack have you finished that chem homework that is due in two days?

Jack: No dude, I've been mowing the air so hard today, it's ridiculous.
Mowing the Air by iTaterBud May 18, 2011

Hawt Air Balloon

Hawt Air Ballon....
In the act of intercourse, at the moment of climax one Rips a smelly one into a plastic bag, pulling it over lovers head. Forcing them to breath in the aroma.
Last night I was nailing this nasty chick, so I Hawt Air Ballooned her, and she puked into the bag.

Hot Air Balloon 

A guys going down on girl and when he opens his mouth the girl grabs his head and holds it still then she queefs in his mouth.
I Hot Air Ballooned my boyfriend last night when he was going down on me!

you can also say hot air ballooned or hot air ballooning
Hot Air Balloon by KezNaa October 15, 2011

Full of air 

The person is Full of shit, or they talk much.
The speaker tonight was full of air, or Trump.
Full of air by OGDarkwolf February 25, 2017