urban dictionary's son is dictionary a popular online dictionary were people won't just shut up. fine you look up pizza. the dictionary tells you that its a pizza with rotten mushrooms on it. you look up Kelly Clarkson. tells you a thing that hosts a show called ThE kEllY ClARksOn ShOw. after that you get pissed off by the spelling and you ditch your computer down the stairs.
I'm getting tired of urban dictionary so lets go look up Dictionary you find dictionary. huh maybe this is urban dictionary's SON. wowowowowoowowowwow
by hjgvfhufejjfjfjjejdjdjjfhhfhhh January 26, 2021
Sally: Our bartender Justin is so fly.
Jim: No he ain't Sally. He's just Urban Dictionary Famous because he created the recipe for a B58 shot.
Jim: No he ain't Sally. He's just Urban Dictionary Famous because he created the recipe for a B58 shot.
by Larrychair September 05, 2016
When people put their birth date on Urban Dictionary and say a bunch of kind stuff about people born on that day.
Example of Dates on urban dictionary
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
People who were born on April 8th are the most kindhearted, sexy, and amazing people on the planet. They are amazing in bed and make a good boyfriend/girlfriend.
by BigSmoke40 November 30, 2020
Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
2 weeks later
Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020
1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.
2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".
3. synonym for inexistence
4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".
3. synonym for inexistence
4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.
My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards
Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.
My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards
Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.
My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
by whatsitooyah April 29, 2014
Douchebag pricks that only publish stupid definitions of gross and disgusting things instead of things that actually have meaning.
LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!
LONG LIVE CHLODAN!!!!
Person 1: Oh you sent a definition entry to Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah, I'm really excited for it to get published!
Person 1: Oh don't get your hopes up, unless it's about ejaculations or girls pole dancing in the most whimsical ways, it won't get published.
Person 2: Oh, I doubt it!
~~~~~~THE NEXT DAY~~~~~~
Person 2: Wow! They really didn't publish it!
Person 1: Those damn Urban Dictionary Editors! We should start a boycott!
THE REST OF THE WORLD: YEAH!!!!!!!
by SUKMIBAWLZ April 01, 2013
Urban Dictionary Editor was agreeing my definition!
by Urban Dictionary Editor (Real) December 28, 2021