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Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
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luh mike

Super fine dread head, very funny,also cute. He’s awesome in bed and has a big penis .nice but don’t think he’s all for u . He has a very caring personality. He’s athletic and a gamer . He cares about his friends and brothers more than girls

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Mike

Great Dick, A lover boy and their the best hoopers
by Applebees200574 November 21, 2023
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Miking

The act of asking someone for advice, but then telling that same person how their advice is wrong. Past tense “Miked”
Ricky asked me how to build a chair, but now he’s Miking my advice.
by Kayninetooate November 27, 2023
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Mike G

Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.
person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No
by Fish171401 December 7, 2023
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Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!
Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!
by thebean. December 7, 2023
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