Drive-by Douch

Inverse Drive-by Douche:

1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!

Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”

Believe in yourself!!”

“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
by Mo-ez June 12, 2010
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Douche Doctor

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.
This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...
by FriendofM September 14, 2009
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twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
by SecretGarden May 13, 2010
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Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
by Surak June 29, 2007
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mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.
man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.
by miniburch May 07, 2009
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Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.
by Heaven20 October 26, 2010
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douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.
I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!
by melloki76 October 31, 2008
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