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8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.
Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.
by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022
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8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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burmese number 8

N. Shit. Due to the fact that Burmese for the number 8 is ‘shit’
‘I’ve got the turtle’s head, I’m just off for a Burmese number 8
by Gogs206 April 14, 2024
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8-Ball

I kind of ball that an octopus has to get to certain place but has to be careful not to drop or it will be killed by a sea cucumber
You dropped an 8-Ball

TEST FAILED
by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021
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August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!
Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him
by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024
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8 piece

Jamal: Ayo is that 8 piece?
Dwanell: Yeah man he’s gay.
by Oj32 October 19, 2021
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